According to Emily Kaitz, a “middle aged rock-n-roller… is somebody who plays a vintage guitar that they bought brand new.
Behold, (above) my 1966 Gibson J-50.
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Then listen to the song I swiped the line from:
What’s the definition of a
“Middle Aged Rock-n-Roller?
What's the definition of a "middle aged rock-n-roller"? That's somebody who "plays a vintage guitar that they bought brand new." Behold, my 1966 Gibson J-50.